by Max Barry

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Fattest Citizens: 9,388thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,893rdMost Rebellious Youth: 12,669th
The Unrecognized Kindness of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Kindest
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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Background Hufflepuff

Population7.343 billion

CurrencyGalleon
AnimalBadger

The Unrecognized Kindness of Background Hufflepuff is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, avowedly heterosexual populace, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.343 billion Hufflepuffs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Public Transport isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Hufflepuff economy, worth 568 trillion Galleons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Soda Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 77,385 Galleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, Leader claims to be the epitome of family values, the Communist Party claims that selling things for profit isn't necessarily capitalism, and standing on one leg in public is a criminal offence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Background Hufflepuff's national animal is the Badger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Background Hufflepuff is ranked 73,867th in the world and 1st in Hufflepuff for Largest Populations, with 7.34 billion capita.

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Fattest Citizens: 9,388thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,893rdMost Rebellious Youth: 12,669thTop
10%
Most Avoided: 14,625thLargest Black Market: 18,014thMost Devout: 19,138thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27,353rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Background Hufflepuff was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided and Largest Black Market.
  • : Background Hufflepuff was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Background Hufflepuff, standing on one leg in public is a criminal offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Background Hufflepuff, the Communist Party claims that selling things for profit isn't necessarily capitalism.
  • : Following new legislation in Background Hufflepuff, Leader claims to be the epitome of family values.
  • : Following new legislation in Background Hufflepuff, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Following new legislation in Background Hufflepuff, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor.
  • : Following new legislation in Background Hufflepuff, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
  • : Following new legislation in Background Hufflepuff, business is banging at no-tell motels.
  • : Following new legislation in Background Hufflepuff, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.

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